Fifty Seventh (57th)
The Lambs are here first!! Followed by the AliDonasaurus !!
We chit and chat while we wait for Kimby to arrive. But she is taking forever. Where is that girl? She just lives down the street for cryin’ out loud! So, we call her for an ETA. Here’s how the conversation basically went : Amy : “Hey, are you coming or what?” - Kimby : “What?” - Amy “It’s First Friday, we’re all waiting for you” - Kimby “Holy Moly, what? When did this happen?”….and so it goes - she tells us she will be over once she gets her poop in a group and to start without her.
The sharing begins - Keith whips out his long one (uh, as in his long share, people!). It’s a full episode of Torchwood, a spin off series from Dr. Who. He tells us that all the best shows are British or based on British shows. Whoa, an episode about sex gas - we all know what that’s like! The alien gas feeds on orgasmic energy so the guy cums and then vaporizes into a pile of ashes on the floor. Grandma asks - “is this a serious television show?”. No it’s a total joke.
Kimby arrives!! Whoo hoo! (just in time to see the guy get vaporized - what timing, eh?) Check out this goofy animation of her dancing like a goofnugget!
SMOKE BREAK!!
Shannon walks out of the bathroom all calm and says “Uh, Mom, the candles are on fire”. Amy goes in to check it out and OH SHIT it’s an inferno!! The smoke alarm is blaring and a kerphuffle erupts in the hallway as everyone comes to see what the hell is going on. Amy musters all the air in her lungs to blow it out and the day is saved! That was a close one! Time to chill outside and recover from the dramatic events. On that note : here is the strange and tragic result of unprotected butt sex!! Yowch!
Back inside, Amy shares her latest painting and describes her unique technique, which came to her in a vision (and after much trial and error and frustrating previous attempts!).
Then we enjoy Uncle Traveling Brian’s share. We watch a very strange video about flying sushi plates and then listen to his music while checking out pics of his new ventures as a tattoo artist. For the full transcript of his share, see the bottom of this post!
Next, Colby shares some of the BBC special program, Planet Earth. (once again, what did we say about the British?) The question is asked, not sure why : “Has anyone seen lost underwear??” (or is that Lost Underworld). Hey what are you up too? Oh, just chillin in my mucus hammock. Drinking a bud, watching the game…..
Don shares a Blazers season recap video and tells us about his season tickets. He offers to share them with the rest of us and Ali holds ultimate veto power!!
Amy shares scenes from the movie, Juno, and reminisces about the time she had to tell her parents she was pregnant at 17. She follows this up with songs from the soundtrack.
SMOKE BREAK
Ali shares “Eagle vs. Shark” with Jemaine Clement (from Flight of the Conchords). It’s a “share spawn” in the sense that it wouldn’t be shared now if not for a previous share…. It’s a heartwarming love story about strange people who dress up like animals and fall in love.
Kimby is next - an episode of Spongebob - and Noah isn’t even here! Shannon comes in and wonders why a room full of adults is watching one of her favorite cartoon shows.
Colby shares again - a documentary called STEEP with crazy people flying off of mountains. Colby informs us that he is an experienced skydiver. Yet another layer of Colby that we had no idea existed. Right on, dude!
SMOKE BREAK
And we end the night with Don’s share of Guitar Hero. It’s a big hit and we all partake in the fun…..
That’s it. See you next time.
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Uncle Traveling Brian’s Share :
Okay everybody, I missed the chance to share last month cuz I was slackin’ but not this time, provided this is soon enough and at least ONE of your get this message before the sharing begins!
I got a 4 shares hope you dont mind me hoggin the stage, maybe if you spread them out…
First off is some great Japanese humor. Dont worry you dont have to understand any japanese unless you dont catch the part that the white plates cost 100 yen and the orange plates cost 600 yen… http://youtube.com/watch?v=kkgkC4B60tU
Next why dont you listen to my second newest song? It’s called “Gimme 5″ like the classic jazz tune “Take 5″ cuz it’s also a wacky time signature… http://www.myspace.com/psychederelict and select the song titled “Gimme 5″
While you are in the neighborhood(but long after the song finishes), check out my newest myspace blog entitled “New ventures in body art” you will see what I have been up to in my free time…
Finally, and I recommend you make this one of the last shares when everybody is starting to feel mellow and wanna hear a song that can mellow you further, go back to myspace and listen to my newest newest song entitled “Fool’s Gold” http://www.myspace.com/psychederelict and select the song titled “Fool’s Gold”
