Forty Ninth (49th)

September 8th, 2007

This FF was cancelled at the last minute due to Amy’s mental breakdown (or breakthrough - however you choose to look at it!) and the subsequent last minute re-arranging of everyone’s schedules to help with the kiddies. Regularly scheduled programming will return soon.

What the hell happened you may be asking yourself ? Read Amy’s personal blog if you really want to know!

Forty Eighth (48th)

August 4th, 2007

Colby & Diana’s

It was at this FF that Amy formally expressed her inability to do the minutes (at least for the time being) as there is just too much stuff going on (inside and outside of her crazy little brain!) so the temporary hiatus begins here!

Forty Seventh (47th)

July 7th, 2007

Keith & Amy’s Kozy Kottage

As we wait for everyone to arrive and get settled in, we talk about plans for the Faerie Festival and other random chit chat.

Don and Ali share first! It’s a joint re-share of the ever popular documentary, Grass, narrated by Woody Harrelson.

Noah is giving this show, along with it’s naked skinny dippers, his rapt attention!

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Kimby shares next - a reading from Jenny McCarthey’s book “Life Laughs” - you know it’s love when you can fart in front of him and show you the dingleberries near your kanooder! This chick is smarter than she looks and very funny. Kimby highly recommends. Colby & Diana share next. He had to bring his own VCR (dinosaur!) because Keith refuses to dagdify his home with technology that old! We are introduced for the first time to “Flight of the Conchords” (here’s a clip) and everyone is totally loving it. It’s Digifolk Comedy at it’s best. Kimby shows her approval with a raunchy fart - and we are all “Did” - as in, not alive! Death by remote control

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The VCR static is not helping the pro-VCR advocates make their case very well!

SMOKE BREAK! on the back deck - survivor style with tiki torches!

The minutes show that the smoke break is hereby extended due to Keith’s butt blocking the exit! And crazy fools taking pictures!

Did you know that Tse Flys travel in pairs and are very hairy? And we all know how to use voice mail by now - we don’t have to be told every damn bloomin time! Plus, midgets need booster seats. Lights out - smoke break is over - you’ve been voted off the island. Goodbye!

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Don kicks off the computer shares with a silly song about colonoscopy by Bowser & Blue. Then Grandma reads Jeremy’s share - a newspaper clipping featuring the Search & Rescue team he is apart of making another daring rescue and saving someone’s life! Seargent Blahdy Blahdy was apparently involved somehow - but we are unsure of his exact connection.

Then Keith shares a super tripindicular optical illusion - which way is this bitch spinning for God’s sake?? Oh shit, she just changed direction right before our eyes. Colby doesn’t see it, and Diana tells him not to get hung up on her chest - look at the legs!

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Colby comes out of the closet as a water drinker - who’d have thunk it?

Jean Claude Man Damn - Kimby’s farts reek tonight!

Amy shares next. First up, a scene from the 80’s classic, Labryinth, in response to a story Colby told while we were camping. And in keeping with that theme, her next share is from “Pan’s Labyrinth” - oh no, the DVD is not working properly - revenge is sweet for the VCR lovers!

Colby shares next -a documentary about insomnia called “Wide Awake“. Don tried to watch this once, but he was alseep. Noah tries to squeeze out a super duper poo and it’s all caught on camera. Btw, critics called this the Bitch’s worst film.

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Noah twirls as the guy on the show is yawning and it’s contagious because now Kimby and Amy are doing it too! Grandma calls Noah a twerp. Whoa, this guy has drawers that contain sounds. He’s some kind of freak! He has a collection of everything ever made. No wonder he can’t sleep.

SMOKE BREAK!!

The final scheduled share is Colby and Diana - documentary of the Glasonbury Festival, in you guessed it… Glastonbury. Keith and Amy comment that they have been there (not to the Festival, to the place) and climbed up the Tor like “Tor-ists”.

Don has a bright idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ya wanna hear it???????

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Forty Sixth (46th)

June 16th, 2007

Rippling Brook of Beauty

That’s right, FF is on the road again. We decided to combine events this month so FF was held during our annual Solstice Camping trip! There are no minutes, just pics :

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Forty Fifth (45th)

May 12th, 2007

Ali & Don’s Crazy Crash Pad

Amy arrives way early and the yard looks Grrrreeeaaat! Just in time for it to start raining! Hopefully it will stop so we can thoroughly enjoy the fire that Don has so carefully prepared for us!

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The Risos arrive and Noah shows off his spiffy new skills by running all over the place!

Deanne shows up next, followed shortly after by the Lambs.
Keith will not be attending tonight due to Amy wearing him out with a bunch of house and yard work. :-( Sorry guys! ( I kept writing “gus” - who is Gus? and why should I be sorry to him??)

And the sharing begins……

Brian B. shares from afar - a verbal comment via Deanne telling us that Colbie Caillet is now the #1 requested artist on 94.7. If you all remember, Brian was the one who introduced us to this singer a few FF’s back.

Kimby Lou shares next - a reading from Orson Scott Card’s new book “Empire”. Noah farts to help make Kimby’s point - BORRRINNNGGGG! A lively political discussion ensues. The Left, the Right - they’re all insane!

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Joe shares next : a documentary called “Loose Change” showing evidence of 9/11 being an inside job. The political discussions continue….. and segue into a

SMOKE BREAK
Ali kills a spider for Don. What a man she is!
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Joe’s share continues as he tells us about ancient Samarian text, Planet X (Niburu) and the Annunaki. Diana comments on Joe’s ability to retain so much information. He could be a “master memorizer”! He tells us about the NASA tether incident - which is featured on YouTube. They shot balls into space to gather electricity. So now there are flaming balls floating in space and the UFO’s out there are scratching their heads and wondering “What the hell are those UFO’s?”

Colby shares next. The Summer of Love 1967. Except on the video he wrote it as “Summer of Looove”

We all decide that from now on, we need to email each other when cool shows like this are on TV! Okay? Got it? I’m activating the phone tree!!

There is lots of drug talk in this show! Wagons-ho, gather the tribe - it’s the attack of the hippies. We all laugh hysterically when they show a bus full of midwest old people taking a guided tour of the crazy hippies in their native habitat. Don’t feed the animals people, they are vewwy vewwy dangerous!

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Oh and that guy with the eye patch is totally undercover. Nobody will ever recognize him, man. Afterwards, we discuss how the planting of the seeds of revolution were done during the 60’s and they are coming to fruition now.

Deanne shares next - Cruel Intentions (Kimby totally guffawed!) - she asks those who have seen it if they recommend any scenes and Don flippantly replies “Final Credits” Guffaw!

Ali is next. She shares a reading from the book “Running with Scissors” by Augusten Burroughs, followed by a corresponding scene from the movie. We discuss how so rarely are the movie versions better than the books - and the only instances we can think of where the movie is far superior to the book are : Practical Magic and the Notebook.

On that note….SMOKE BREAK!

Diana lost her wine. What a shit ass! Let’s look at her turds and see what the future holds, shall we? (you had to be there, man, you really had to be there!)

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Kimby has to leave early ‘cuz Noah is getting fussy. Deanne takes off, too - so Amy presents her share to a less than full house. Boo hoo toodily loo! Okay, I’m over it now, really….really! ;-)

She shares the latest Tori album, featuring one song from each of the various “girls” that Tori is channeling this time around.

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Don shares next - some of his favorite comedian Steven Lynch. Full listening is required. He shares classic hits such as : “what would the guy from smashing pumpkins do if he lost his keys and what to do when your lady is a-flowin’ (answer : go down to the pub). Amy comments that this guy sounds like a cross between Adam Sandler and Jack Black.

One final SMOKE BREAK

and Colby ends the night with a documentary called : “The U.S. vs. John Lennon.”

Forty Fourth (44th)

April 7th, 2007

Colby & Diana’s Copacetic Castle

Keith and Amy arrive right on time. Whoa - they Colby & Diana didn’t expect this - they are still in the middle of dinner! They finish up and then we roam around the garden talking about…you guessed it - garden stuff!

Kimby arrives with the Noah bug and puts him right to sleep! Yipeee!

Ali & Don are not coming! Joe is at home playing video games ! Deanne may be coming later, but for now is not here. It is a very sparse FF group this time around. Where is everyone??

“Their gone!” (for anyone who has seen “Real Genius” you will know what this quote sounds like!)

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Kimby shares first - It’s “Stranger Than Fiction“.

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A Smoke Break is officially called and Noah tries to pull Keith’s pants down!

We come back inside shortly after and watch the Dixie Chicks documentary - “Shut up and Sing”. It is 90 minutes long and we watch the whole thing, so afterwards it is definitely time for another SMOKE BREAK!

Deanne arrived just at the tail end of the last share, so she joins us for a smoke on the back deck. We discuss the upcoming Beltane celebration and strategize on ways to create the Maypole. Colby declares that he can do it easy because he is “Colby Long Pole” and can do anything!

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Kimby & Joe now have the water cell in their car and testing is in progress. Keith and Colby delve into “Science Weiner” chat so Amy draws pretty spiralling doodles all over the minutes. Yup, I got that all down, see?

Colby & Diana share next. They ask us to choose : music or comedy? We’ve had some comedy so now let’s spice it up. Digital or Analog? What, I didn’t know there was going to be a test. What is this??

They share Bruce Hornsby & The Range. We all dig on his musical stylings while making fun of some of the happening fashion sense! What a bad ass haircut! And those rolled up sleeves are so hot. Wait, what is that? Richard Simmons is playing guitar and there are 2 cowbell players in the back! We’re pretty sure that Bruce just got out on an insane asylum by the way he looks at the camera. For one night only - as Keith demonstrates!

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The sharing continues with “Curb Your Enthusiasm” - Oh shit, a clown bit my penis and that dead guy better give me my damn golf club back!

SMOKE BREAK!

Kimby tells us about the goose nest outside her window and how she wishes those noisy f**kers would leave! Colby breaks into song to give her advice on how to handle the situation : “Don’t be Cruel…..to geese by your house”

Colby then tells us about the new “Screamer” rollercoaster that people are forbidden to scream on (in order to avoid disturbing the neighbors) - what’s the point, man! What is this world coming to??

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Deanne shares Live 8 next. We enjoy a brief trip down memory lane when we realize that Nenah Cherry is listed as one of the artists. “Gigalo, huh? Sucka!” ohhhh yeah. Deanne shares Pink Floyd and some other greats.

To top the night off, Colby shares a very special record. A 45, not a 33 and Keith knows what that means ‘cuz he’s that old! ;-)

And that’s it, folks. See what you all who didn’t come missed? Sucka!
(what do you expect, that guy’s a gigalo, man! And what the hell is a buffalo stance, anyway?)

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Forty Third (43rd)

March 10th, 2007

Keith & Amy’s Aromatic Abode

Everyone arrives to find a smorgasboard of good eatins’ on the table. Don and Ali are only here for the food and then they’re off to a friend’s birthday party. Just give me my tomatoes and nobody gets hurt!

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A pre-FF smoke break is declared so Ali & Don can hang for just a bit. The girls talk girl talk and do kegals on the back deck. Meanwhile, the guys are inside, doing whatever guys do.

Kimby shares first. It’s clips from “Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny”. A funny scene showing us why you should never eat mushrooms in the forest. You might end up like this guy above! Bigfoot is my daddy and I have an innertube stuck to my ass!

Colby and Diana are up next with some Grateful Dead : Truckin’ up to Buffalo. This starts of a discussion of Grateful Dead facts and trivia with such topics as “what makes a hippie” and why do they all love the Dead so much? Joe shares a tidbit of gossip about Jerry Garcia. Apparently he was a real asshole to his bandmates and if someone messed something up, he’d throw them down the stairs.

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We also talk about the Underground Phish Railroad which is in place to help refugee fish escape from harsh living conditions. Next on the discussion agenda : Dave Matthews vs. Phish - who has the biggest cock? It’s decided that you just can’t compare them, man. Oh shit, there was some microphone feedback during the concert. Watch out, Garcia’s going to turn into the Hulk and kick some ass! Whoa, the drummer is totally stoned.

In response to this share, Amy & Kimby interject an impromptu share of their own. It’s a Bob Rivers parody song from the Twisted Xmas album : “Oh Come All Ye Faithful Deadheads“!

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Diana notices the picture of Mt. Shasta that is on Amy’s desk and comments that she’s never seen the mountain from that side. Then she turns the picture frame over in an attempt to view it from the other side. She realizes her goof at the same time Deanne does and we laugh histerically.Colby is a perfect angel.307lambs.jpgDeanne shows us a website of a realtor she recently sold internet ad space to - and he looks like a fucking demon!Joe shares next : Lost Secrets of the Sacred Ark and the Mass Conciousness Project. Then just for fun, he throws in a little skit of the “Beatboxing Chef” Good times, man.Joe is attracting all kinds of spirits. Check out the orb on his chest and the wavy light thingie above his head. Also, if you look closely at the photo on Keith’s desk, it looks like Amy’s “back in the habit” (wait, when did she join the nunnery, anyway?)

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Deanne starts her share, which was going to be scenes from the movie, “The Fifth Element” but Brian C. calls us from Japan (on the cool new gadget, Scype) and we all go back into the office. The microphone is kind of dodgy, so you have to practically stick it into your throat for him to hear you. Hey, you hear that growling noise? That’s our intestines churning, man! Brian catches up with everyone and shares a cool fire dancing video with us.

In keeping with the computer share theme, Amy shares her first item : excerpts from the latest Tobias Channel. The sharings have been very spiritualistic this evening and Diana comments on the pearls of wisdom that have been presented.

Kimby is exhaustipated from trying to get Noah to sleep with all the noise flying about. Chin up little buckaroo - it get’s easier, I promise!

Lastly, Amy shares clips from the movie “The Celestine Prophecy” . And that’s all folks!

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Forty Second (42nd)

February 10th, 2007

Brian & Deanne’s Bodacious Base

Amy and Ali pull up to Deanne’s house, ready to come in and join the party, but Kimby calls them and tells them to go to the store for a drink and smoke run. They wave at those loonys in the house as they drive by, but everyone is too busy talking and hanging out to notice them. Bogus!

When they get back, general “how ya doing” chit chat continues for some time as we prepare to settle in for the First Friday experience. Noah comes out of nowhere, trying to scare those of us on the back deck silly.

Once inside, Colby has a suggestion. We should remove those two (he points in the direction of Kimby and Noah). No, he didn’t mean to remove them (as we mistakenly thought!), he is talking about re-arranging the chairs in a more pleasing pattern so as everyone can see the entire circle of folks.

You can tell Kimby “has a baby” - she’s got spit up all down her front! Well, what do you expect when you wear a target on your shirt, eh??? BB spot = Baby Barf Spot!! Look at him, he knows it!

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Oh my Goddess, there’s a wine glass down!

It is discussed that the Johnny Cash classic “The Ring of Fire” would make an excellent hemerroid commercial!

Meanwhile, Noah does Yoga. He’s mastered the “Downward Dog” alright!

Ali shares first - NOTHING.

Noah shares his cuteness next.

Amy shares a reading from her new favorite author, Anais Nin. She reads select sections from her handwritten diary, volume 1. A discussion results about how back in those days, people wrote better letters and such because there was no computer or email. Although Grandma makes the point that it’s much easier for families to keep in touch these days, and that is a good thing in her book!

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Joe shares next : some audio recordings by Matt Guest called “The End of Sex”, telling us about the chakras and how to utilize sexual energy in a balanced way by flowing it through our entire body/chakra system, resulting in profound enlightenment. He sounds like he’s talking Sim Talk. Okay, you got it?

Joe also tells us that your body can survive on a lot less food than most people believe, as well.

Colby protests that he can never do with less than 4 times per week (both food and sex). Also the “Third Eye” is located at the “Penile” (Pineal) gland, so you could say we all have “Dick Eye”. Colby, in a blatant attempt to get in the minutes, asks the question : “where is the fart chakra?”

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Colby marched in the 1st ever Earth Day celebration in Washington, D.C. and sat on Lincoln’s giant stone lap, playing the flute. What a hippie!

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Diana shares next. Her garden club is going to have a class taught by Cindy McGonaggle on faery gardens. She will show us how to find the sacred spots in the garden and encourage the faeries to chill with you. Amy and Ali declare that they are coming to the class with her and it will be a blast.

Just a side note here : the LUNA EMPIRE of Milwaukie is coming soon!

A whole lot of talk erupts and Deanne declares “Order in Deanne’s Court!” Where’s the gavel??

Deanne shares next. Scenes from “The Office“. Steve Carell rocks as the obnoxious boss!

Brian B. shares some music by Colbie Caillat, Myspace’s #1 unsigned artist. He fell asleep with the TV on and she was on the Carson Daily Show. Her “sweet as honey” vocals woke him up out of slumber.

He shares an additional share : a jam session with him and Joe and another guy (not sure who?) in his living room which is on YouTube. Tyler jams with the band, too. And we NEED MORE COWBELL, dammit!

Kimby hurts herself and does the “owie jig” and that’s it, man - it’s time for a SMOKE BREAK!

During this break, Amy decides to try some of the yummy looking chicken cooking in the crockpot. Oh shit, it’s hot as Hades. Nobody told her they were “hot wings”. She opens her mouth and blows fire.

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Once back inside, Kimby shares the movie “Idiocracy” (which Ali borrows). It features Luke Wilson, who is not the sameperson as Owen Wilson - they are brothers! In this crazy future world in which he has become unfrozen, everyone is totally stupid and dumb. He is the smartest person in the world.

I don’t know what this is about, but it is written, so it must be so: “I’ll meet you at the crotch-roads. Watch out for your cock-roaches”

Colby & Diana share next. A documentary called “Inspirations” featuring several artists in different mediums talking about what inspires them and how they come up with ideas for their art. The guy who blows glass has one eye. He must have gotten glass stuck in there. What “eye-rony”.

And last, but never least, Brian C. shares 3 of his new songs : H.E.M.P pt 2 (which is going to be featured at the Marijuana Music Awards!), Farewell Professer X, and America is #1.

That’s all folks. Join us next time as Brian C. will be joining us live via webcam

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Forty First (41st)

January 13th, 2007

Ali & Don’s Amazing Alcove

Amy arrives first - Keith is home with the chilluns tonight. She’s way early so she’ll pass the time watching a flashback show about last seasons American Idol. Brian B. arrives next. Deanne is on her way. Amy goes down to Ali’s magic room with her to help her prepare her share. Then everyone else arrives! Cool how that works, eh?

Some general chit chat, fun and lolly gagging is had by all as we all catch up together. Jeremy’s shirt matches his drink! And Don has a new toy - a huge remote control powered blimp! Where does he find these things? (Big Kid Toys R Us?) Ali dents Kim’s cheese. But don’t complain because Ali is “The Decider” (and Master of Strategery, as well?) for tonight’s sharing!

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Joe shows respect to the $15 Goodwill table by using a coaster and Ali asks if Jeana and Rebecca have signed in yet. Everyone looks around the packed living room and asks - are they here? Where are they? They must be invisible because they are most definitely not in the room. Are they by the fire ? There’s a fire here? What ? (These are some strange notes, man) What is this? They snuck in when nobody was looking and they are in the back room. Hmmm. So many people are here tonight, we’ve almost got row seating. Okay, are we all settled now. Can we begin?

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Kimby is up first. It’s a few choice songs from Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny. She shares “Classico” and “The Government Totally Sucks”. The Tenacious D movie is out and nobody has seen it yet. What fans we are - sheesh!

Next up, is Amy sharing scenes from the movie, “Little Miss Sunshine” in which Steve Carell proves that even when he’s acting in a serious role, he’s freaking hilarious.

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Don shares a documentary called “All We Are Saying“. It’s Rosanna Arquette with a $1000 video camera going around interviewing Rock legends about what the music industry has become. (”Britney Spears is as deep as a birdbath”- David Crosby). Suddenly a really scary looking person is on the screen and everyone is trying to figure out who HE is. Deanne knows - it’s Patti Smith. Kim is like, “whoa, that’s MAN, dude” but lo and behold, the name appears on screen and Deanne called it. Yikes!

Don then tells us a totally fabricated story about a plunger and on that note, it’s time for a SMOKE BREAK!

Lots of funny shit happens outside, but most important is the wet willy Brian tries to give Grandma while she just continues her serious conversation with someone just off camera..

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Upon coming back inside, Joe begins to prep his next share on the computer while Brian plays with Don’s big sword. Colby will share next then! It’s a clip of our Rockin New Years party complete with Colby’s homemade glowing ball. Hey, is that a UFO in the background?

Joe is ready for his share now. It’s video of Qigong Masters. Damn, the guy uses his hands to boil water and start a fire. If everyone could learn to do this, match and lighter companies would go out of business. Joe introduces us to Masters Joe and John, who can heal all kinds of ailments by channeling the electricity from their bodies into their hands. It takes years of daily meditation. Joe also shares some clips of Chris Angel walking through a glass window and putting a cell phone in a bottle. Joe also shares about vitamin B-17 which is a cure for cancer, but the Government doesn’t want anyone to know that!

Hey, maybe if Noah starts now - he can be a Qigong Master!

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Heather and Amy have to duck out of the computer area before Joe’s share is done. Amy has an excuse - she was painting all day and her legs hurt too much to stand. Heather just says “I’m a bitch” - then quickly recants that, but not before it goes into the minutes becaust it was too funny to leave out (sorry, Heath).

We all come back to the living room to continue the sharing and Colby says “here, here”. To which Grandma replies : “where, where”? Some mild chaos ensues for no apparent reason and Kimby runs out of the bedroom telling everyone to shut up because Noah is sleeping.

Joe takes a Yagger bomb but doesn’t like it. He says it tastes like a shot of NyQuil. Joe takes over the minute taking duties (and has much nicer handwriting than any of the rest of us freaks, I might add - especially considering he just had a Yagger bomb). Joe writes : “Joe gets to take the minutes. Where should I take them?” and that concludes his minute taking duties for the night.

Ali shares Al Gore’s movie, “An Inconvienient Truth“. Well, damn, that sure is inconvienient! Where’s the lockbox, we’re all gonna die! The heat is off the charts. Is Al Gore running for President in ‘08? Nope. But “Broccoli-Obama” is. Not only will he be the first Black President - he will also declare Broccoli to be the official food of the United States. Ali also shares scenes from “Lady in the Water” by M. Night Shamalamma-ding dong.

It takes us 30 frackin minutes to figure out who is sharing next. Finally it’s decided. Brian shares his new tattoo and new “deelux geetar”. Deanne thinks Brian’s new guitar is the “smokey wood in Joe’s butt”. Brian shares a little ditty on his new guitar. (”there’s a lot of jabbering going on during shares”, Deanne thinks to herself, with a little bubble of thought floating over her head) and Don laughs out loud randomly. Kimby tries to decipher the difference between Joe and Brian’s songs. Brian tells us the one he just played is titled “Da Da Da Babee bada doo” Got it straight now?

Amy and Deanne are talking about how old Cameron is getting. (He’s 11 in February) and Deanne says “just think, in a few short years, he’ll be the same age as when you had him - then you’ll be a Grandma” WHAT! Hold it right there. I’m too young for that. I’m still just a kid. Oh, wait….. that’s what I did to my Mom, isn’t it? Oh, well she recovered and she’s still a kid, too.

What in the world is going on in this picture? Maybe Kimby is declaring her intent to run for President - and Deanne is her running mate.

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Alright, back to the sharing. Jeremy shares about his volunteer work with Pacific NW Mountain Rescue, one of the teams that were looking for the lost hikers on Mt. Hood. Kimby jokes that Jeremy has a magic pony tail that rescues people (hang onto my beard, I’ll take you to the land of faraway!)

Jeremy wants to tell us some of the secret details about the Mt. Hood rescue, but if he did, he’d have to kill us.Kimby says they should make a movie about Jeremy’s life and Heather says she already did. All we can hope is that it’s locked up somewhere safe, or someday we may see it on the internet somewhere.

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Heather sees dead people. And Kimby has a short “sharling” - It’s a scene from Scrubs showing how pregnant women are totally insane. It’s her shortest share ever!

SMOKE BREAK - time for a metaphysical, cosmic discussion.

Colby shares next. It’s the movie, “Junebug” with a very excited girl who talks really fast. There are some strange noises coming from the TV…..Heather is snoring and Deanne’s ass feels the vibration. (Feel the Vibration….Feel it….Feel it!) Another share from Colby - it’s the “Puffy Chair” - Whoa that chick is freaking pissed off!

And last, but not least, Deanne has an extended share of an episode of “Nip/Tuck” This is one twisted, demented show man. But that guy is hot.

Wait, that wasn’t last. We forgot Brian C’s share. He emailed it just a tad too late and nobody brought it with them. But here it is now, in all it’s glory: H.E.M.P.!

Fortieth (40th)

December 9th, 2006

Colby & Diana’s Time’s Square

Wowzers, everyone arrives on time! Colby has a systematic method for deciding who goes first and his ball can be seen all the way from Cornell. (that would be his New Year’s Rockin Eve stylin’ lighted ball drop doohickey)

It’s a night of firsts, it would seem. Brian has officially started to drink alcohol and Kimby has officially started to use METH. You can’t buy vibrating toothbrushes in the store anymore, because you might be able to use them to make METH!

Noah shares his very first share. It’s the WIGGLES. Yay. People dancing around with fruits and vegetables. A whole generation of kids are going to grow up speaking in an Australian accent, thanks to this show!

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Grandma shares next. Music by John Mayer, from his new album,
Continuum. Amy expresses her desire for a copy of this fine music. During this share, Noah plays the “air drums” with the help of Joe. He just looooovesss music!Keith and Amy share next. They show pictures they took on their recent unplanned trip to England. Let the minutes show that Keith’s Mum Joyce, who was a wonderful, sweet, and loving lady, passed away November 21st at the age of 77. Keith & Amy attended her funeral and were comforted by the very pagan-ish way her ashes were spread at the base of an Oak Tree..

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Brian C. shares a new version of his song, Global Anthem (it includes snare drum this time) and a brand new song “Flow” which we are all very much diggin’ on. We make a short video expressing our appreciation for his share.Kimby and Deanne share a joint share. It’s the first few scenes from “V for Vendetta” a rather excellent movie that Colby & Grandma had previously not heard of. They borrow the movie to watch at their leisure and later inform us they thought it was fantastic! But of course.1206amy.jpgDon shares some news on his favorite topic : Sports. He told us last month to give the Blazers a chance, but sadly, since then, they haven’t won many games. He tells us to still give them a chance - they’ve got rid of all the troublemakers and it’s time to play some real ball! He also talks about his favorite football team the Kansas City Chiefs, and how a friend of his once had to play against his team, so he was torn about who to root for.1206don.jpgColby shares a documentary about The Blue Man Group. Whoa, that’s what they look like under the paint, huh? That guy can eat a lot of marshmallows, man!! And what’s that hellawhack shiznit that happens inside your brizzle ??

Brian B. shares a few John Mayer songs on his guitar. He sounds great. Check it out! This leads into an impromptu jam session with Joe. Check that out, too!

Ali shares next : scenes from the movie “A Prairie Home Companion“. Kevin Kline is HI-larious and everyone and their brother is in this movie!

Then we retreat into the office for a computer based share by Joe. It’s a video called “The Pharmacratic Inquisition” all about Shamans, mushrooms, Animorphs (isn’t that a children’s book series?), and how religions developed. Santa Clause is a giant mushroom!

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